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This is one of the more glorious reminders that We Humans Never Change And Sometimes That's Awesome: Graffiti from Pompeii.

A random sampling:

"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"

"Apelles Mus and his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice."

"Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!"

"We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot"

And my very favourite:

"We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus."

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