Had I been with you I would have used my Teacher Look and Teacher Voice to make him slink into the hole from which he came.
Once, when my um ... friend Mark and I were spending the weekend in Boston, we were wandering around from museum to museum, and it was pretty clear we were together because, um, we were (or had been fairly recently), and a hooker came up to us and propositioned him. Not us. Not me. Him. (On the one hand, who wouldn't want to sleep with him? He was most handsome and intelligent and witty and yum; on the other hand, what?)
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Date: 2010-06-16 04:54 pm (UTC)Once, when my um ... friend Mark and I were spending the weekend in Boston, we were wandering around from museum to museum, and it was pretty clear we were together because, um, we were (or had been fairly recently), and a hooker came up to us and propositioned him. Not us. Not me. Him. (On the one hand, who wouldn't want to sleep with him? He was most handsome and intelligent and witty and yum; on the other hand, what?)
Stupid people are stupid.
*loves*