Once upon a time there was a guy named Merlin. He was pretty. He was so pretty that even Arthur, King (to be) of the Britons, liked to look at him. In fact, Arthur liked to do more than look.
Luckily, Merlin liked to be more than looked at by Arthur. And Merlin liked being pretty. He did, however, have to promise that he would not burst into song whenever the mood struck because, as Arthur pointed out, this was not a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta. This was Real Life and they had to be Serious.
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Luckily, Merlin liked to be more than looked at by Arthur. And Merlin liked being pretty. He did, however, have to promise that he would not burst into song whenever the mood struck because, as Arthur pointed out, this was not a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta. This was Real Life and they had to be Serious.
But they could still totally have sex.
The End